Taking Woodstock

If it wasn't official before, it is now: I am deeply in love with Demetri Martin.

Please de-age and be my boyfriend?

Well, it was worth suggesting...


ABOUT THE MOVIE:

I will admit I was a bit hesitant about Demetri (my beloved Demetri) in a lead role. I was nervous I might lose respect for him if his big screen debut was a bust.

It wasn't. I was impressed. And no, I am not just blinded by love, I swear! My friend Dahlya agreed, and her opinion counts, trust me.

Back to the movie: I've seen a few hours of the authentic Woodstock documentary, and Ang Lee did the real thing justice, without being generic and stereotypical.

It seemed natural to me--though truthfully I've always been overly accepting of movies.

There was humor. It wasn't showy, but it was there, and I laughed.

There was depth--something I actually did not expect for some odd reason. Again, Demetri earned more space in my heart.

There were also a lot of nude hippies. This was not at all surprising to me, having witnessed it in the documentary, but if you have a problem with unabashed nudity, you might want to sit this one out!

I love you, Demetri:
De-age.
Construct a time machine.
Bring us to 1969.
Take me to Woodstock in your volkswagon (obviously).
Play your guitar and sing me jokes.
Forever.
The end.